"A man doesn't change his stripes just because he goes to pinstripes."

Um, yeah, he does. I don't care what people say, I call Johnny Damon a sellout. He was a sellout when he was still in Boston. The same people who were booing him will now be kissing his butt, and vice versa. That's the way it goes. I don't care that he helped bring this team a World Series title. Once you join the Yankees, all bets are off. You're a part of the Evil Empire. As much as I love Manny Ramirez (and I do, very much...he's my favorite player), if he ever signed with the Yankees, our love affair would be over faster than Michael Jackson's career. Dunzo. Sorry. That's just the way it goes with us Red Sox fans.